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The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg



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The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg









It was many years ago.  Hadleyburg was the most honest and upright

town in all the region round about.  It had kept that reputation

unsmirched during three generations, and was prouder of it than of

any other of its possessions.  It was so proud of it, and so anxious

to insure its perpetuation, that it began to teach the principles of

honest dealing to its babies in the cradle, and made the like

teachings the staple of their culture thenceforward through all the

years devoted to their education.  Also, throughout the formative

years temptations were kept out of the way of the young people, so

that their honesty could have every chance to harden and solidify,

and become a part of their very bone.  The neighbouring towns were

jealous of this honourable supremacy, and affected to sneer at

Hadleyburg's pride in it and call it vanity; but all the same they

were obliged to acknowledge that Hadleyburg was in reality an

incorruptible town; and if pressed they would also acknowledge that

the mere fact that a young man hailed from Hadleyburg was all the

recommendation he needed when he went forth from his natal town to

seek for responsible employment.



But at last, in the drift of time, Hadleyburg had the ill luck to

offend a passing stranger--possibly without knowing it, certainly

without caring, for Hadleyburg was sufficient unto itself, and cared

not a rap for strangers or their opinions.  Still, it would have

been well to make an exception in this one's case, for he was a

bitter man, and revengeful.  All through his wanderings during a

whole year he kept his injury in mind, and gave all his leisure

moments to trying to invent a compensating satisfaction for it.  He

contrived many plans, and all of them were good, but none of them

was quite sweeping enough:  the poorest of them would hurt a great

many individuals, but what he wanted was a plan which would

comprehend the entire town, and not let so much as one person escape

unhurt.  At last he had a fortunate idea, and when it fell into his

brain it lit up his whole head with an evil joy.  He began to form a

plan at once, saying to himself "That is the thing to do--I will

corrupt the town."



Six months later he went to Hadleyburg, and arrived in a buggy at

the house of the old cashier of the bank about ten at night.  He got

a sack out of the buggy, shouldered it, and staggered with it

through the cottage yard, and knocked at the door.  A woman's voice

said "Come in," and he entered, and set his sack behind the stove in

the parlour, saying politely to the old lady who sat reading the

"Missionary Herald" by the lamp:



"Pray keep your seat, madam, I will not disturb you.  There--now it

is pretty well concealed; one would hardly know it was there.  Can I

see your husband a moment, madam?"



No, he was gone to Brixton, and might not return before morning.



"Very well, madam, it is no matter.  I merely wanted to leave that

sack in his care, to be delivered to the rightful owner when he

shall be found.  I am a stranger; he does not know me; I am merely

passing through the town to-night to discharge a matter which has

been long in my mind.  My errand is now completed, and I go pleased

and a little proud, and you will never see me again.  There is a

paper attached to the sack which will explain everything.  Good-

night, madam."



The old lady was afraid of the mysterious big stranger, and was glad

to see him go.  But her curiosity was roused, and she went straight

to the sack and brought away the paper.  It began as follows:





"TO BE PUBLISHED, or, the right man sought out by private inquiry--

either will answer.  This sack contains gold coin weighing a hundred

and sixty pounds four ounces--"





"Mercy on us, and the door not locked!"



Mrs. Richards flew to it all in a tremble and locked it, then pulled

down the window-shades and stood frightened, worried, and wondering

if there was anything else she could do toward making herself and

the money more safe.  She listened awhile for burglars, then

surrendered to curiosity, and went back to the lamp and finished

reading the paper:





"I am a foreigner, and am presently going back to my own country, to

remain there permanently.  I am grateful to America for what I have

received at her hands during my long stay under her flag; and to one

of her citizens--a citizen of Hadleyburg--I am especially grateful

for a great kindness done me a year or two ago.  Two great

kindnesses in fact.  I will explain.  I was a gambler.  I say I WAS.

I was a ruined gambler.  I arrived in this village at night, hungry

and without a penny.  I asked for help--in the dark; I was ashamed

to beg in the light.  I begged of the right man.  He gave me twenty

dollars--that is to say, he gave me life, as I considered it.  He

also gave me fortune; for out of that money I have made myself rich

at the gaming-table.  And finally, a remark which he made to me has

remained with me to this day, and has at last conquered me; and in

conquering has saved the remnant of my morals:  I shall gamble no

more.  Now I have no idea who that man was, but I want him found,

and I want him to have this money, to give away, throw away, or

keep, as he pleases.  It is merely my way of testifying my gratitude

to him.  If I could stay, I would find him myself; but no matter, he

will be found.  This is an honest town, an incorruptible town, and I

know I can trust it without fear.  This man can be identified by the

remark which he made to me; I feel persuaded that he will remember

it.



"And now my plan is this:  If you prefer to conduct the inquiry

privately, do so.  Tell the contents of this present writing to any

one who is likely to be the right man.  If he shall answer, 'I am

the man; the remark I made was so-and-so,' apply the test--to wit:

open the sack, and in it you will find a sealed envelope containing

that remark.  If the remark mentioned by the candidate tallies with

it, give him the money, and ask no further questions, for he is

certainly the right man.



"But if you shall prefer a public inquiry, then publish this present

writing in the local paper--with these instructions added, to wit:

Thirty days from now, let the candidate appear at the town-hall at

eight in the evening (Friday), and hand his remark, in a sealed

envelope, to the Rev. Mr. Burgess (if he will be kind enough to

act); and let Mr. Burgess there and then destroy the seals of the

sack, open it, and see if the remark is correct:  if correct, let

the money be delivered, with my sincere gratitude, to my benefactor

thus identified."





Mrs. Richards sat down, gently quivering with excitement, and was

soon lost in thinkings--after this pattern:  "What a strange thing

it is! . . . And what a fortune for that kind man who set his bread

afloat upon the waters! . . . If it had only been my husband that

did it!--for we are so poor, so old and poor! . . ."  Then, with a

sigh--"But it was not my Edward; no, it was not he that gave a

stranger twenty dollars.  It is a pity too; I see it now. . . "

Then, with a shudder--"But it is GAMBLERS' money! the wages of sin;

we couldn't take it; we couldn't touch it.  I don't like to be near

it; it seems a defilement."  She moved to a farther chair. . . "I

wish Edward would come, and take it to the bank; a burglar might

come at any moment; it is dreadful to be here all alone with it."



At eleven Mr. Richards arrived, and while his wife was saying "I am

SO glad you've come!" he was saying, "I am so tired--tired clear

out; it is dreadful to be poor, and have to make these dismal

journeys at my time of life.  Always at the grind, grind, grind, on

a salary--another man's slave, and he sitting at home in his

slippers, rich and comfortable."



"I am so sorry for you, Edward, you know that; but be comforted; we

have our livelihood; we have our good name--"



"Yes, Mary, and that is everything.  Don't mind my talk--it's just a

moment's irritation and doesn't mean anything.  Kiss me--there, it's

all gone now, and I am not complaining any more.  What have you been

getting?  What's in the sack?"



Then his wife told him the great secret.  It dazed him for a moment;

then he said:



"It weighs a hundred and sixty pounds?  Why, Mary, it's for-ty thou-

sand dollars--think of it--a whole fortune!  Not ten men in this

village are worth that much.  Give me the paper."



He skimmed through it and said:



"Isn't it an adventure!  Why, it's a romance; it's like the

impossible things one reads about in books, and never sees in life."

He was well stirred up now; cheerful, even gleeful.  He tapped his

old wife on the cheek, and said humorously, "Why, we're rich, Mary,

rich; all we've got to do is to bury the money and burn the papers.

If the gambler ever comes to inquire, we'll merely look coldly upon

him and say:  'What is this nonsense you are talking?  We have never

heard of you and your sack of gold before;' and then he would look

foolish, and--"



"And in the meantime, while you are running on with your jokes, the

money is still here, and it is fast getting along toward burglar-

time."



"True.  Very well, what shall we do--make the inquiry private?  No,

not that; it would spoil the romance.  The public method is better.

Think what a noise it will make!  And it will make all the other

towns jealous; for no stranger would trust such a thing to any town

but Hadleyburg, and they know it.  It's a great card for us.  I must

get to the printing-office now, or I shall be too late."



"But stop--stop--don't leave me here alone with it, Edward!"



But he was gone.  For only a little while, however.  Not far from

his own house he met the editor--proprietor of the paper, and gave

him the document, and said "Here is a good thing for you, Cox--put

it in."



"It may be too late, Mr. Richards, but I'll see."



At home again, he and his wife sat down to talk the charming mystery

over; they were in no condition for sleep.  The first question was,

Who could the citizen have been who gave the stranger the twenty

dollars?  It seemed a simple one; both answered it in the same

breath -



"Barclay Goodson."



"Yes," said Richards, "he could have done it, and it would have been

like him, but there's not another in the town."



"Everybody will grant that, Edward--grant it privately, anyway.  For

six months, now, the village has been its own proper self once more-

-honest, narrow, self-righteous, and stingy."



"It is what he always called it, to the day of his death--said it

right out publicly, too."



"Yes, and he was hated for it."



"Oh, of course; but he didn't care.  I reckon he was the best-hated

man among us, except the Reverend Burgess."



"Well, Burgess deserves it--he will never get another congregation

here.  Mean as the town is, it knows how to estimate HIM.  Edward,

doesn't it seem odd that the stranger should appoint Burgess to

deliver the money?"



"Well, yes--it does.  That is--that is--"



"Why so much that-IS-ing?  Would YOU select him?"



"Mary, maybe the stranger knows him better than this village does."



"Much THAT would help Burgess!"



The husband seemed perplexed for an answer; the wife kept a steady

eye upon him, and waited.  Finally Richards said, with the hesitancy

of one who is making a statement which is likely to encounter doubt,



"Mary, Burgess is not a bad man."



His wife was certainly surprised.



"Nonsense!" she exclaimed.



"He is not a bad man.  I know.  The whole of his unpopularity had

its foundation in that one thing--the thing that made so much

noise."



"That 'one thing,' indeed!  As if that 'one thing' wasn't enough,

all by itself."



"Plenty.  Plenty.  Only he wasn't guilty of it."



"How you talk!  Not guilty of it!  Everybody knows he WAS guilty."



"Mary, I give you my word--he was innocent."



"I can't believe it and I don't.  How do you know?"



"It is a confession.  I am ashamed, but I will make it.  I was the

only man who knew he was innocent.  I could have saved him, and--

and--well, you know how the town was wrought up--I hadn't the pluck

to do it.  It would have turned everybody against me.  I felt mean,

ever so mean; ut I didn't dare; I hadn't the manliness to face

that."



Mary looked troubled, and for a while was silent.  Then she said

stammeringly:



"I--I don't think it would have done for you to--to--One mustn't--

er--public opinion--one has to be so careful --so--"  It was a

difficult road, and she got mired; but after a little she got

started again.  "It was a great pity, but-- Why, we couldn't afford

it, Edward--we couldn't indeed.  Oh, I wouldn't have had you do it

for anything!"



"It would have lost us the good-will of so many people, Mary; and

then--and then--"



"What troubles me now is, what HE thinks of us, Edward."



"He?  HE doesn't suspect that I could have saved him."



"Oh," exclaimed the wife, in a tone of relief, "I am glad of that.

As long as he doesn't know that you could have saved him, he--he--

well that makes it a great deal better.  Why, I might have known he

didn't know, because he is always trying to be friendly with us, as

little encouragement as we give him.  More than once people have

twitted me with it.  There's the Wilsons, and the Wilcoxes, and the

Harknesses, they take a mean pleasure in saying 'YOUR FRIEND

Burgess,' because they know it pesters me.  I wish he wouldn't

persist in liking us so; I can't think why he keeps it up."



"I can explain it.  It's another confession.  When the thing was new

and hot, and the town made a plan to ride him on a rail, my

conscience hurt me so that I couldn't stand it, and I went privately

and gave him notice, and he got out of the town and stayed out till

it was safe to come back."



"Edward!  If the town had found it out--"



"DON'T!  It scares me yet, to think of it.  I repented of it the

minute it was done; and I was even afraid to tell you lest your face

might betray it to somebody.  I didn't sleep any that night, for

worrying.  But after a few days I saw that no one was going to

suspect me, and after that I got to feeling glad I did it.  And I

feel glad yet, Mary--glad through and through."



"So do I, now, for it would have been a dreadful way to treat him.

Yes, I'm glad; for really you did owe him that, you know.  But,

Edward, suppose it should come out yet, some day!"



"It won't."



"Why?"



"Because everybody thinks it was Goodson."



"Of course they would!"



"Certainly.  And of course HE didn't care.  They persuaded poor old

Sawlsberry to go and charge it on him, and he went blustering over

there and did it.  Goodson looked him over, like as if he was

hunting for a place on him that he could despise the most; then he

says, 'So you are the Committee of Inquiry, are you?'  Sawlsberry

said that was about what he was.  'H'm.  Do they require

particulars, or do you reckon a kind of a GENERAL answer will do?'

'If they require particulars, I will come back, Mr. Goodson; I will

take the general answer first.'  'Very well, then, tell them to go

to hell--I reckon that's general enough.  And I'll give you some

advice, Sawlsberry; when you come back for the particulars, fetch a

basket to carry what is left of yourself home in.'"



"Just like Goodson; it's got all the marks.  He had only one vanity;

he thought he could give advice better than any other person."



"It settled the business, and saved us, Mary.  The subject was

dropped."



"Bless you, I'm not doubting THAT."



Then they took up the gold-sack mystery again, with strong interest.

Soon the conversation began to suffer breaks--interruptions caused

by absorbed thinkings.  The breaks grew more and more frequent.  At

last Richards lost himself wholly in thought.  He sat long, gazing

vacantly at the floor, and by-and-by he began to punctuate his

thoughts with little nervous movements of his hands that seemed to

indicate vexation.  Meantime his wife too had relapsed into a

thoughtful silence, and her movements were beginning to show a

troubled discomfort.  Finally Richards got up and strode aimlessly

about the room, ploughing his hands through his hair, much as a

somnambulist might do who was having a bad dream.  Then he seemed to

arrive at a definite purpose; and without a word he put on his hat

and passed quickly out of the house.  His wife sat brooding, with a

drawn face, and did not seem to be aware that she was alone.  Now

and then she murmured, "Lead us not into t . . . but--but--we are so

poor, so poor! . . . Lead us not into . . . Ah, who would be hurt by

it?--and no one would ever know . . . Lead us . . . "  The voice

died out in mumblings.  After a little she glanced up and muttered

in a half-frightened, half-glad way -



"He is gone!  But, oh dear, he may be too late--too late . . . Maybe

not--maybe there is still time."  She rose and stood thinking,

nervously clasping and unclasping her hands.  A slight shudder shook

her frame, and she said, out of a dry throat, "God forgive me--it's

awful to think such things--but . . . Lord, how we are made--how

strangely we are made!"



She turned the light low, and slipped stealthily over and knelt down

by the sack and felt of its ridgy sides with her hands, and fondled

them lovingly; and there was a gloating light in her poor old eyes.

She fell into fits of absence; and came half out of them at times to

mutter "If we had only waited!--oh, if we had only waited a little,

and not been in such a hurry!"



Meantime Cox had gone home from his office and told his wife all

about the strange thing that had happened, and they had talked it

over eagerly, and guessed that the late Goodson was the only man in

the town who could have helped a suffering stranger with so noble a

sum as twenty dollars.  Then there was a pause, and the two became

thoughtful and silent.  And by-and-by nervous and fidgety.  At last

the wife said, as if to herself,



"Nobody knows this secret but the Richardses . . . and us . . .

nobody."



The husband came out of his thinkings with a slight start, and gazed

wistfully at his wife, whose face was become very pale; then he

hesitatingly rose, and glanced furtively at his hat, then at his

wife--a sort of mute inquiry.  Mrs. Cox swallowed once or twice,

with her hand at her throat, then in place of speech she nodded her

head.  In a moment she was alone, and mumbling to herself.



And now Richards and Cox were hurrying through the deserted streets,

from opposite directions.  They met, panting, at the foot of the

printing-office stairs; by the night-light there they read each

other's face.  Cox whispered:



"Nobody knows about this but us?"



The whispered answer was:



"Not a soul--on honour, not a soul!"



"If it isn't too late to--"



The men were starting up-stairs; at this moment they were overtaken

by a boy, and Cox asked,



"Is that you, Johnny?"



"Yes, sir."



"You needn't ship the early mail--nor ANY mail; wait till I tell

you."



"It's already gone, sir."



"GONE?"  It had the sound of an unspeakable disappointment in it.



"Yes, sir.  Time-table for Brixton and all the towns beyond changed

to-day, sir--had to get the papers in twenty minutes earlier than

common.  I had to rush; if I had been two minutes later--"



The men turned and walked slowly away, not waiting to hear the rest.

Neither of them spoke during ten minutes; then Cox said, in a vexed

tone,



"What possessed you to be in such a hurry, I can't make out."



The answer was humble enough:



"I see it now, but somehow I never thought, you know, until it was

too late.  But the next time--"



"Next time be hanged!  It won't come in a thousand years."



Then the friends separated without a good-night, and dragged

themselves home with the gait of mortally stricken men.  At their

homes their wives sprang up with an eager "Well?"--then saw the

answer with their eyes and sank down sorrowing, without waiting for

it to come in words.  In both houses a discussion followed of a

heated sort--a new thing; there had been discussions before, but not

heated ones, not ungentle ones.  The discussions to-night were a

sort of seeming plagiarisms of each other.  Mrs. Richards said:



"If you had only waited, Edward--if you had only stopped to think;

but no, you must run straight to the printing-office and spread it

all over the world."



"It SAID publish it."



"That is nothing; it also said do it privately, if you liked.

There, now--is that true, or not?"



"Why, yes--yes, it is true; but when I thought what a stir it would

make, and what a compliment it was to Hadleyburg that a stranger

should trust it so--"



"Oh, certainly, I know all that; but if you had only stopped to

think, you would have seen that you COULDN'T find the right man,

because he is in his grave, and hasn't left chick nor child nor

relation behind him; and as long as the money went to somebody that

awfully needed it, and nobody would be hurt by it, and--and--"



She broke down, crying.  Her husband tried to think of some

comforting thing to say, and presently came out with this:



"But after all, Mary, it must be for the best--it must be; we know

that.  And we must remember that it was so ordered--"



"Ordered!  Oh, everything's ORDERED, when a person has to find some

way out when he has been stupid. Just the same, it was ORDERED that

the money should come to us in this special way, and it was you that

must take it on yourself to go meddling with the designs of

Providence--and who gave you the right?  It was wicked, that is what

it was--just blasphemous presumption, and no more becoming to a meek

and humble professor of--"



"But, Mary, you know how we have been trained all our lives long,

like the whole village, till it is absolutely second nature to us to

stop not a single moment to think when there's an honest thing to be

done--"



"Oh, I know it, I know it--it's been one everlasting training and

training and training in honesty--honesty shielded, from the very

cradle, against every possible temptation, and so it's ARTIFICIAL

honesty, and weak as water when temptation comes, as we have seen

this night.  God knows I never had shade nor shadow of a doubt of my

petrified and indestructible honesty until now--and now, under the

very first big and real temptation, I--Edward, it is my belief that

this town's honesty is as rotten as mine is; as rotten as yours.  It

is a mean town, a hard, stingy town, and hasn't a virtue in the

world but this honesty it is so celebrated for and so conceited

about; and so help me, I do believe that if ever the day comes that

its honesty falls under great temptation, its grand reputation will

go to ruin like a house of cards.  There, now, I've made confession,

and I feel better; I am a humbug, and I've been one all my life,

without knowing it.  Let no man call me honest again--I will not

have it."



"I-- Well, Mary, I feel a good deal as you do:  I certainly do.  It

seems strange, too, so strange.  I never could have believed it--

never."



A long silence followed; both were sunk in thought.  At last the

wife looked up and said:



"I know what you are thinking, Edward."



Richards had the embarrassed look of a person who is caught.



"I am ashamed to confess it, Mary, but--"



"It's no matter, Edward, I was thinking the same question myself."



"I hope so.  State it."



"You were thinking, if a body could only guess out WHAT THE REMARK

WAS that Goodson made to the stranger."



"It's perfectly true.  I feel guilty and ashamed.  And you?"



"I'm past it.  Let us make a pallet here; we've got to stand watch

till the bank vault opens in the morning and admits the sack. . . Oh

dear, oh dear--if we hadn't made the mistake!"



The pallet was made, and Mary said:



"The open sesame--what could it have been?  I do wonder what that

remark could have been.  But come; we will get to bed now."



"And sleep?"



"No; think."



"Yes; think."



By this time the Coxes too had completed their spat and their

reconciliation, and were turning in--to think, to think, and toss,

and fret, and worry over what the remark could possibly have been

which Goodson made to the stranded derelict; that golden remark;

that remark worth forty thousand dollars, cash.



The reason that the village telegraph-office was open later than

usual that night was this:  The foreman of Cox's paper was the local

representative of the Associated Press.  One might say its honorary

representative, for it wasn't four times a year that he could

furnish thirty words that would be accepted.  But this time it was

different.  His despatch stating what he had caught got an instant

answer:





"Send the whole thing--all the details--twelve hundred words."





A colossal order!  The foreman filled the bill; and he was the

proudest man in the State.  By breakfast-time the next morning the

name of Hadleyburg the Incorruptible was on every lip in America,

from Montreal to the Gulf, from the glaciers of Alaska to the

orange-groves of Florida; and millions and millions of people were

discussing the stranger and his money-sack, and wondering if the

right man would be found, and hoping some more news about the matter

would come soon--right away.





II





Hadleyburg village woke up world-celebrated--astonished--happy--

vain.  Vain beyond imagination.  Its nineteen principal citizens and

their wives went about shaking hands with each other, and beaming,

and smiling, and congratulating, and saying THIS thing adds a new

word to the dictionary--HADLEYBURG, synonym for INCORRUPTIBLE--

destined to live in dictionaries for ever!  And the minor and

unimportant citizens and their wives went around acting in much the

same way.  Everybody ran to the bank to see the gold-sack; and

before noon grieved and envious crowds began to flock in from

Brixton and all neighbouring towns; and that afternoon and next day

reporters began to arrive from everywhere to verify the sack and its

history and write the whole thing up anew, and make dashing free-

hand pictures of the sack, and of Richards's house, and the bank,

and the Presbyterian church, and the Baptist church, and the public

square, and the town-hall where the test would be applied and the

money delivered; and damnable portraits of the Richardses, and

Pinkerton the banker, and Cox, and the foreman, and Reverend

Burgess, and the postmaster--and even of Jack Halliday, who was the

loafing, good-natured, no-account, irreverent fisherman, hunter,

boys' friend, stray-dogs' friend, typical "Sam Lawson" of the town.

The little mean, smirking, oily Pinkerton showed the sack to all

comers, and rubbed his sleek palms together pleasantly, and enlarged

upon the town's fine old reputation for honesty and upon this

wonderful endorsement of it, and hoped and believed that the example

would now spread far and wide over the American world, and be epoch-

making in the matter of moral regeneration.  And so on, and so on.



By the end of a week things had quieted down again; the wild

intoxication of pride and joy had sobered to a soft, sweet, silent

delight--a sort of deep, nameless, unutterable content.  All faces

bore a look of peaceful, holy happiness.



Then a change came.  It was a gradual change; so gradual that its

beginnings were hardly noticed; maybe were not noticed at all,

except by Jack Halliday, who always noticed everything; and always

made fun of it, too, no matter what it was.  He began to throw out

chaffing remarks about people not looking quite so happy as they did

a day or two ago; and next he claimed that the new aspect was

deepening to positive sadness; next, that it was taking on a sick

look; and finally he said that everybody was become so moody,

thoughtful, and absent-minded that he could rob the meanest man in

town of a cent out of the bottom of his breeches pocket and not

disturb his reverie.



At this stage--or at about this stage--a saying like this was

dropped at bedtime--with a sigh, usually--by the head of each of the

nineteen principal households:



"Ah, what COULD have been the remark that Goodson made?"



And straightway--with a shudder--came this, from the man's wife:



"Oh, DON'T!  What horrible thing are you mulling in your mind?  Put

it away from you, for God's sake!"



But that question was wrung from those men again the next night--and

got the same retort.  But weaker.



And the third night the men uttered the question yet again--with

anguish, and absently.  This time--and the following night--the

wives fidgeted feebly, and tried to say something.  But didn't.



And the night after that they found their tongues and responded--

longingly:



"Oh, if we COULD only guess!"



Halliday's comments grew daily more and more sparklingly

disagreeable and disparaging.  He went diligently about, laughing at

the town, individually and in mass.  But his laugh was the only one

left in the village:  it fell upon a hollow and mournful vacancy and

emptiness.  Not even a smile was findable anywhere.  Halliday

carried a cigar-box around on a tripod, playing that it was a

camera, and halted all passers and aimed the thing and said "Ready!

--now look pleasant, please," but not even this capital joke could

surprise the dreary faces into any softening.



So three weeks passed--one week was left.  It was Saturday evening

after supper.  Instead of the aforetime Saturday-evening flutter and

bustle and shopping and larking, the streets were empty and

desolate.  Richards and his old wife sat apart in their little

parlour--miserable and thinking.  This was become their evening

habit now:  the life-long habit which had preceded it, of reading,

knitting, and contented chat, or receiving or paying neighbourly

calls, was dead and gone and forgotten, ages ago--two or three weeks

ago; nobody talked now, nobody read, nobody visited--the whole

village sat at home, sighing, worrying, silent.  Trying to guess out

that remark.



The postman left a letter.  Richards glanced listlessly at the

superscription and the post-mark--unfamiliar, both--and tossed the

letter on the table and resumed his might-have-beens and his

hopeless dull miseries where he had left them off.  Two or three

hours later his wife got wearily up and was going away to bed

without a good-night--custom now--but she stopped near the letter

and eyed it awhile with a dead interest, then broke it open, and

began to skim it over.  Richards, sitting there with his chair

tilted back against the wall and his chin between his knees, heard

something fall.  It was his wife.  He sprang to her side, but she

cried out:



"Leave me alone, I am too happy.  Read the letter--read it!"



He did.  He devoured it, his brain reeling.  The letter was from a

distant State, and it said:





"I am a stranger to you, but no matter:  I have something to tell.

I have just arrived home from Mexico, and learned about that

episode.  Of course you do not know who made that remark, but I

know, and I am the only person living who does know.  It was

GOODSON.  I knew him well, many years ago.  I passed through your

village that very night, and was his guest till the midnight train

came along.  I overheard him make that remark to the stranger in the

dark--it was in Hale Alley.  He and I talked of it the rest of the

way home, and while smoking in his house.  He mentioned many of your

villagers in the course of his talk--most of them in a very

uncomplimentary way, but two or three favourably:  among these

latter yourself.  I say 'favourably'--nothing stronger.  I remember

his saying he did not actually LIKE any person in the town--not one;

but that you--I THINK he said you--am almost sure--had done him a

very great service once, possibly without knowing the full value of

it, and he wished he had a fortune, he would leave it to you when he

died, and a curse apiece for the rest of the citizens.  Now, then,

if it was you that did him that service, you are his legitimate

heir, and entitled to the sack of gold.  I know that I can trust to

your honour and honesty, for in a citizen of Hadleyburg these

virtues are an unfailing inheritance, and so I am going to reveal to

you the remark, well satisfied that if you are not the right man you

will seek and find the right one and see that poor Goodson's debt of

gratitude for the service referred to is paid.  This is the remark

'YOU ARE FAR FROM BEING A BAD MAN:  GO, AND REFORM.'



"HOWARD L. STEPHENSON."





"Oh, Edward, the money is ours, and I am so grateful, OH, so

grateful,--kiss me, dear, it's for ever since we kissed--and we

needed it so--the money--and now you are free of Pinkerton and his

bank, and nobody's slave any more; it seems to me I could fly for

joy."



It was a happy half-hour that the couple spent there on the settee

caressing each other; it was the old days come again--days that had

begun with their courtship and lasted without a break till the

stranger brought the deadly money.  By-and-by the wife said:



"Oh, Edward, how lucky it was you did him that grand service, poor

Goodson!  I never liked him, but I love him now.  And it was fine

and beautiful of you never to mention it or brag about it."  Then,

with a touch of reproach, "But you ought to have told ME, Edward,

you ought to have told your wife, you know."



"Well, I--er--well, Mary, you see--"



"Now stop hemming and hawing, and tell me about it, Edward.  I

always loved you, and now I'm proud of you.  Everybody believes

there was only one good generous soul in this village, and now it

turns out that you-- Edward, why don't you tell me?"



"Well--er--er--Why, Mary, I can't!"



"You CAN'T?  WHY can't you?"



"You see, he--well, he--he made me promise I wouldn't."



The wife looked him over, and said, very slowly:



"Made--you--promise?  Edward, what do you tell me that for?"



"Mary, do you think I would lie?"



She was troubled and silent for a moment, then she laid her hand

within his and said:



"No . . . no.  We have wandered far enough from our bearings--God

spare us that!  In all your life you have never uttered a lie.  But

now--now that the foundations of things seem to be crumbling from

under us, we--we--"  She lost her voice for a moment, then said,

brokenly, "Lead us not into temptation. . . I think you made the

promise, Edward.  Let it rest so.  Let us keep away from that

ground.  Now--that is all gone by; let us he happy again; it is no

time for clouds."



Edward found it something of an effort to comply, for his mind kept

wandering--trying to remember what the service was that he had done

Goodson.



The couple lay awake the most of the night, Mary happy and busy,

Edward busy, but not so happy.  Mary was planning what she would do

with the money.  Edward was trying to recall that service.  At first

his conscience was sore on account of the lie he had told Mary--if

it was a lie.  After much reflection--suppose it WAS a lie?  What

then?  Was it such a great matter?  Aren't we always ACTING lies?

Then why not tell them?  Look at Mary--look what she had done.

While he was hurrying off on his honest errand, what was she doing?

Lamenting because the papers hadn't been destroyed and the money

kept.  Is theft better than lying?



THAT point lost its sting--the lie dropped into the background and

left comfort behind it.  The next point came to the front:  HAD he

rendered that service?  Well, here was Goodson's own evidence as

reported in Stephenson's letter; there could be no better evidence

than that--it was even PROOF that he had rendered it.  Of course.

So that point was settled. . . No, not quite.  He recalled with a

wince that this unknown Mr. Stephenson was just a trifle unsure as

to whether the performer of it was Richards or some other--and, oh

dear, he had put Richards on his honour!  He must himself decide

whither that money must go--and Mr. Stephenson was not doubting that

if he was the wrong man he would go honourably and find the right

one.  Oh, it was odious to put a man in such a situation--ah, why

couldn't Stephenson have left out that doubt?  What did he want to

intrude that for?



Further reflection.  How did it happen that RICHARDS'S name remained

in Stephenson's mind as indicating the right man, and not some other

man's name?  That looked good.  Yes, that looked very good.  In fact

it went on looking better and better, straight along--until by-and-

by it grew into positive PROOF.  And then Richards put the matter at

once out of his mind, for he had a private instinct that a proof

once established is better left so.



He was feeling reasonably comfortable now, but there was still one

other detail that kept pushing itself on his notice:  of course he

had done that service--that was settled; but what WAS that service?

He must recall it--he would not go to sleep till he had recalled it;

it would make his peace of mind perfect.  And so he thought and

thought.  He thought of a dozen things--possible services, even

probable services--but none of them seemed adequate, none of them

seemed large enough, none of them seemed worth the money--worth the

fortune Goodson had wished he could leave in his will.  And besides,

he couldn't remember having done them, anyway.  Now, then--now,

then--what KIND of a service would it be that would make a man so

inordinately grateful?  Ah--the saving of his soul!  That must be

it.  Yes, he could remember, now, how he once set himself the task

of converting Goodson, and laboured at it as much as--he was going

to say three months; but upon closer examination it shrunk to a

month, then to a week, then to a day, then to nothing.  Yes, he

remembered now, and with unwelcome vividness, that Goodson had told

him to go to thunder and mind his own business--HE wasn't hankering

to follow Hadleyburg to heaven!



So that solution was a failure--he hadn't saved Goodson's soul.

Richards was discouraged.  Then after a little came another idea:

had he saved Goodson's property?  No, that wouldn't do--he hadn't

any.  His life?  That is it!  Of course.  Why, he might have thought

of it before.  This time he was on the right track, sure.  His

imagination-mill was hard at work in a minute, now.



Thereafter, during a stretch of two exhausting hours, he was busy

saving Goodson's life.  He saved it in all kinds of difficult and

perilous ways.  In every case he got it saved satisfactorily up to a

certain point; then, just as he was beginning to get well persuaded

that it had really happened, a troublesome detail would turn up

which made the whole thing impossible.  As in the matter of

drowning, for instance.  In that case he had swum out and tugged

Goodson ashore in an unconscious state with a great crowd looking on

and applauding, but when he had got it all thought out and was just

beginning to remember all about it, a whole swarm of disqualifying

details arrived on the ground:  the town would have known of the

circumstance, Mary would have known of it, it would glare like a

limelight in his own memory instead of being an inconspicuous

service which he had possibly rendered "without knowing its full

value."  And at this point he remembered that he couldn't swim

anyway.



Ah--THERE was a point which he had been overlooking from the start:

it had to be a service which he had rendered "possibly without

knowing the full value of it."  Why, really, that ought to be an

easy hunt--much easier than those others.  And sure enough, by-and-

by he found it.  Goodson, years and years ago, came near marrying a

very sweet and pretty girl, named Nancy Hewitt, but in some way or

other the match had been broken off; the girl died, Goodson remained

a bachelor, and by-and-by became a soured one and a frank despiser

of the human species.  Soon after the girl's death the village found

out, or thought it had found out, that she carried a spoonful of

negro blood in her veins.  Richards worked at these details a good

while, and in the end he thought he remembered things concerning

them which must have gotten mislaid in his memory through long

neglect.  He seemed to dimly remember that it was HE that found out

about the negro blood; that it was he that told the village; that

the village told Goodson where they got it; that he thus saved

Goodson from marrying the tainted girl; that he had done him this

great service "without knowing the full value of it," in fact

without knowing that he WAS doing it; but that Goodson knew the

value of it, and what a narrow escape he had had, and so went to his

grave grateful to his benefactor and wishing he had a fortune to

leave him.  It was all clear and simple, now, and the more he went

over it the more luminous and certain it grew; and at last, when he

nestled to sleep, satisfied and happy, he remembered the whole thing

just as if it had been yesterday.  In fact, he dimly remembered

Goodson's TELLING him his gratitude once.  Meantime Mary had spent

six thousand dollars on a new house for herself and a pair of

slippers for her pastor, and then had fallen peacefully to rest.



That same Saturday evening the postman had delivered a letter to

each of the other principal citizens--nineteen letters in all.  No

two of the envelopes were alike, and no two of the superscriptions

were in the same hand, but the letters inside were just like each

other in every detail but one.  They were exact copies of the letter

received by Richards--handwriting and all--and were all signed by

Stephenson, but in place of Richards's name each receiver's own name

appeared.



All night long eighteen principal citizens did what their caste-

brother Richards was doing at the same time--they put in their

energies trying to remember what notable service it was that they

had unconsciously done Barclay Goodson.  In no case was it a holiday

job; still they succeeded.



And while they were at this work, which was difficult, their wives

put in the night spending the money, which was easy.  During that

one night the nineteen wives spent an average of seven thousand

dollars each out of the forty thousand in the sack--a hundred and

thirty-three thousand altogether.



Next day there was a surprise for Jack Halliday.  He noticed that

the faces of the nineteen chief citizens and their wives bore that

expression of peaceful and holy happiness again.  He could not

understand it, neither was he able to invent any remarks about it

that could damage it or disturb it.  And so it was his turn to be

dissatisfied with life.  His private guesses at the reasons for the

happiness failed in all instances, upon examination.  When he met

Mrs. Wilcox and noticed the placid ecstasy in her face, he said to

himself, "Her cat has had kittens"--and went and asked the cook; it

was not so, the cook had detected the happiness, but did not know

the cause.  When Halliday found the duplicate ecstasy in the face of

"Shadbelly" Billson (village nickname), he was sure some neighbour

of Billson's had broken his leg, but inquiry showed that this had

not happened.  The subdued ecstasy in Gregory Yates's face could

mean but one thing--he was a mother-in-law short; it was another

mistake.  "And Pinkerton--Pinkerton--he has collected ten cents that

he thought he was going to lose."  And so on, and so on.  In some

cases the guesses had to remain in doubt, in the others they proved

distinct errors.  In the end Halliday said to himself, "Anyway it

roots up that there's nineteen Hadleyburg families temporarily in

heaven:  I don't know how it happened; I only know Providence is off

duty to-day."



An architect and builder from the next State had lately ventured to

set up a small business in this unpromising village, and his sign

had now been hanging out a week.  Not a customer yet; he was a

discouraged man, and sorry he had come.  But his weather changed

suddenly now.  First one and then another chief citizen's wife said

to him privately:



"Come to my house Monday week--but say nothing about it for the

present.  We think of building."



He got eleven invitations that day.  That night he wrote his

daughter and broke off her match with her student.  He said she

could marry a mile higher than that.



Pinkerton the banker and two or three other well-to-do men planned

country-seats--but waited.  That kind don't count their chickens

until they are hatched.



The Wilsons devised a grand new thing--a fancy-dress ball.  They

made no actual promises, but told all their acquaintanceship in

confidence that they were thinking the matter over and thought they

should give it--"and if we do, you will be invited, of course."

People were surprised, and said, one to another, "Why, they are

crazy, those poor Wilsons, they can't afford it."  Several among the

nineteen said privately to their husbands, "It is a good idea, we

will keep still till their cheap thing is over, then WE will give

one that will make it sick."



The days drifted along, and the bill of future squanderings rose

higher and higher, wilder and wilder, more and more foolish and

reckless.  It began to look as if every member of the nineteen would

not only spend his whole forty thousand dollars before receiving-

day, but be actually in debt by the time he got the money.  In some

cases light-headed people did not stop with planning to spend, they

really spent--on credit.  They bought land, mortgages, farms,

speculative stocks, fine clothes, horses, and various other things,

paid down the bonus, and made themselves liable for the rest--at ten

days.  Presently the sober second thought came, and Halliday noticed

that a ghastly anxiety was beginning to show up in a good many

faces.  Again he was puzzled, and didn't know what to make of it.

"The Wilcox kittens aren't dead, for they weren't born; nobody's

broken a leg; there's no shrinkage in mother-in-laws; NOTHING has

happened--it is an insolvable mystery."



There was another puzzled man, too--the Rev. Mr. Burgess.  For days,

wherever he went, people seemed to follow him or to be watching out

for him; and if he ever found himself in a retired spot, a member of

the nineteen would be sure to appear, thrust an envelope privately

into his hand, whisper "To be opened at the town-hall Friday

evening," then vanish away like a guilty thing.  He was expecting

that there might be one claimant for the sack--doubtful, however,

Goodson being dead--but it never occurred to him that all this crowd

might be claimants.  When the great Friday came at last, he found

that he had nineteen envelopes.





III





The town-hall had never looked finer.  The platform at the end of it

was backed by a showy draping of flags; at intervals along the walls

were festoons of flags; the gallery fronts were clothed in flags;

the supporting columns were swathed in flags; all this was to

impress the stranger, for he would be there in considerable force,

and in a large degree he would be connected with the press.  The

house was full.  The 412 fixed seats were occupied; also the 68

extra chairs which had been packed into the aisles; the steps of the

platform were occupied; some distinguished strangers were given

seats on the platform; at the horseshoe of tables which fenced the

front and sides of the platform sat a strong force of special

correspondents who had come from everywhere.  It was the best-

dressed house the town had ever produced.  There were some tolerably

expensive toilets there, and in several cases the ladies who wore

them had the look of being unfamiliar with that kind of clothes.  At

least the town thought they had that look, but the notion could have

arisen from the town's knowledge of the fact that these ladies had

never inhabited such clothes before.



The gold-sack stood on a little table at the front of the platform

where all the house could see it.  The bulk of the house gazed at it

with a burning interest, a mouth-watering interest, a wistful and

pathetic interest; a minority of nineteen couples gazed at it

tenderly, lovingly, proprietarily, and the male half of this

minority kept saying over to themselves the moving little impromptu

speeches of thankfulness for the audience's applause and

congratulations which they were presently going to get up and

deliver.  Every now and then one of these got a piece of paper out

of his vest pocket and privately glanced at it to refresh his

memory.



Of course there was a buzz of conversation going on--there always

is; but at last, when the Rev. Mr. Burgess rose and laid his hand on

the sack, he could hear his microbes gnaw, the place was so still.

He related the curious history of the sack, then went on to speak in

warm terms of Hadleyburg's old and well-earned reputation for

spotless honesty, and of the town's just pride in this reputation.

He said that this reputation was a treasure of priceless value; that

under Providence its value had now become inestimably enhanced, for

the recent episode had spread this fame far and wide, and thus had

focussed the eyes of the American world upon this village, and made

its name for all time, as he hoped and believed, a synonym for

commercial incorruptibility.  [Applause.]  "And who is to be the

guardian of this noble fame--the community as a whole?  No!  The

responsibility is individual, not communal.  From this day forth

each and every one of you is in his own person its special guardian,

and individually responsible that no harm shall come to it.  Do you-

-does each of you--accept this great trust?  [Tumultuous assent.]

Then all is well.  Transmit it to your children and to your

children's children.  To-day your purity is beyond reproach--see to

it that it shall remain so.  To-day there is not a person in your

community who could be beguiled to touch a penny not his own--see to

it that you abide in this grace.  ["We will! we will!"]  This is not

the place to make comparisons between ourselves and other

communities--some of them ungracious towards us; they have their

ways, we have ours; let us be content.  [Applause.]  I am done.

Under my hand, my friends, rests a stranger's eloquent recognition

of what we are; through him the world will always henceforth know

what we are.  We do not know who he is, but in your name I utter

your gratitude, and ask you to raise your voices in indorsement."



The house rose in a body and made the walls quake with the thunders

of its thankfulness for the space of a long minute.  Then it sat

down, and Mr. Burgess took an envelope out of his pocket.  The house

held its breath while he slit the envelope open and took from it a

slip of paper.  He read its contents--slowly and impressively--the

audience listening with tranced attention to this magic document,

each of whose words stood for an ingot of gold:



"'The remark which I made to the distressed stranger was this:  "You

are very far from being a bad man; go, and reform."'"  Then he

continued:- "We shall know in a moment now whether the remark here

quoted corresponds with the one concealed in the sack; and if that

shall prove to be so--and it undoubtedly will--this sack of gold

belongs to a fellow-citizen who will henceforth stand before the

nation as the symbol of the special virtue which has made our town

famous throughout the land--Mr. Billson!"



The house had gotten itself all ready to burst into the proper

tornado of applause; but instead of doing it, it seemed stricken

with a paralysis; there was a deep hush for a moment or two, then a

wave of whispered murmurs swept the place--of about this tenor:

"BILLSON! oh, come, this is TOO thin!  Twenty dollars to a stranger-

-or ANYBODY--BILLSON!  Tell it to the marines!"  And now at this

point the house caught its breath all of a sudden in a new access of

astonishment, for it discovered that whereas in one part of the hall

Deacon Billson was standing up with his head weekly bowed, in

another part of it Lawyer Wilson was doing the same.  There was a

wondering silence now for a while.  Everybody was puzzled, and

nineteen couples were surprised and indignant.



Billson and Wilson turned and stared at each other.  Billson asked,

bitingly:



"Why do YOU rise, Mr. Wilson?"



"Because I have a right to.  Perhaps you will be good enough to

explain to the house why YOU rise."



"With great pleasure.  Because I wrote that paper."



"It is an impudent falsity!  I wrote it myself."



It was Burgess's turn to be paralysed.  He stood looking vacantly at

first one of the men and then the other, and did not seem to know

what to do.  The house was stupefied.  Lawyer Wilson spoke up now,

and said:



"I ask the Chair to read the name signed to that paper."



That brought the Chair to itself, and it read out the name:



"John Wharton BILLSON."



"There!" shouted Billson, "what have you got to say for yourself

now?  And what kind of apology are you going to make to me and to

this insulted house for the imposture which you have attempted to

play here?"



"No apologies are due, sir; and as for the rest of it, I publicly

charge you with pilfering my note from Mr. Burgess and substituting

a copy of it signed with your own name.  There is no other way by

which you could have gotten hold of the test-remark; I alone, of

living men, possessed the secret of its wording."



There was likely to be a scandalous state of things if this went on;

everybody noticed with distress that the shorthand scribes were

scribbling like mad; many people were crying "Chair, chair!  Order!

order!"  Burgess rapped with his gavel, and said:



"Let us not forget the proprieties due.  There has evidently been a

mistake somewhere, but surely that is all.  If Mr. Wilson gave me an

envelope--and I remember now that he did--I still have it."



He took one out of his pocket, opened it, glanced at it, looked

surprised and worried, and stood silent a few moments.  Then he

waved his hand in a wandering and mechanical way, and made an effort

or two to say something, then gave it up, despondently.  Several

voices cried out:



"Read it! read it!  What is it?"



So he began, in a dazed and sleep-walker fashion:



"'The remark which I made to the unhappy stranger was this:  "You

are far from being a bad man.  [The house gazed at him marvelling.]

Go, and reform."'  [Murmurs:  "Amazing! what can this mean?"]  This

one," said the Chair, "is signed Thurlow G. Wilson."



"There!" cried Wilson, "I reckon that settles it!  I knew perfectly

well my note was purloined."



"Purloined!" retorted Billson.  "I'll let you know that neither you

nor any man of your kidney must venture to--"



The Chair:  "Order, gentlemen, order!  Take your seats, both of you,

please."



They obeyed, shaking their heads and grumbling angrily.  The house

was profoundly puzzled; it did not know what to do with this curious

emergency.  Presently Thompson got up.  Thompson was the hatter.  He

would have liked to be a Nineteener; but such was not for him; his

stock of hats was not considerable enough for the position.  He

said:



"Mr. Chairman, if I may be permitted to make a suggestion, can both

of these gentlemen be right?  I put it to you, sir, can both have

happened to say the very same words to the stranger?  It seems to

me--"



The tanner got up and interrupted him.  The tanner was a disgruntled

man; he believed himself entitled to be a Nineteener, but he

couldn't get recognition.  It made him a little unpleasant in his

ways and speech.  Said he:



"Sho, THAT'S not the point!  THAT could happen--twice in a hundred

years--but not the other thing.  NEITHER of them gave the twenty

dollars!"  [A ripple of applause.]



Billson.  "I did!"



Wilson.  "I did!"



Then each accused the other of pilfering.



The Chair.  "Order!  Sit down, if you please--both of you.  Neither

of the notes has been out of my possession at any moment."



A Voice.  "Good--that settles THAT!"



The Tanner.  "Mr. Chairman, one thing is now plain:  one of these

men has been eavesdropping under the other one's bed, and filching

family secrets.  If it is not unparliamentary to suggest it, I will

remark that both are equal to it.  [The Chair.  "Order! order!"]  I

withdraw the remark, sir, and will confine myself to suggesting that

IF one of them has overheard the other reveal the test-remark to his

wife, we shall catch him now."



A Voice.  "How?"



The Tanner.  "Easily.  The two have not quoted the remark in exactly

the same words.  You would have noticed that, if there hadn't been a

considerable stretch of time and an exciting quarrel inserted

between the two readings."



A Voice.  "Name the difference."



The Tanner.  "The word VERY is in Billson's note, and not in the

other."



Many Voices.  "That's so--he's right!"



 The Tanner.  "And so, if the Chair will examine the test-remark in

the sack, we shall know which of these two frauds--[The Chair.

"Order!"]--which of these two adventurers--[The Chair.  "Order!

order!"]--which of these two gentlemen--[laughter and applause]--is

entitled to wear the belt as being the first dishonest blatherskite

ever bred in this town--which he has dishonoured, and which will be

a sultry place for him from now out!"  [Vigorous applause.]



Many Voices.  "Open it!--open the sack!"



Mr. Burgess made a slit in the sack, slid his hand in, and brought

out an envelope.  In it were a couple of folded notes.  He said:



"One of these is marked, 'Not to be examined until all written

communications which have been addressed to the Chair--if any--shall

have been read.'  The other is marked 'THE TEST.'  Allow me.  It is

worded--to wit:



"'I do not require that the first half of the remark which was made

to me by my benefactor shall be quoted with exactness, for it was

not striking, and could be forgotten; but its closing fifteen words

are quite striking, and I think easily rememberable; unless THESE

shall be accurately reproduced, let the applicant be regarded as an

impostor.  My benefactor began by saying he seldom gave advice to

anyone, but that it always bore the hallmark of high value when he

did give it.  Then he said this--and it has never faded from my

memory:  'YOU ARE FAR FROM BEING A BAD MAN- ''"



Fifty Voices.  "That settles it--the money's Wilson's!  Wilson!

Wilson!  Speech!  Speech!"



People jumped up and crowded around Wilson, wringing his hand and

congratulating fervently--meantime the Chair was hammering with the

gavel and shouting:



"Order, gentlemen!  Order!  Order!  Let me finish reading, please."

When quiet was restored, the reading was resumed--as follows:



"'GO, AND REFORM--OR, MARK MY WORDS--SOME DAY, FOR YOUR SINS YOU

WILL DIE AND GO TO HELL OR HADLEYBURG--TRY AND MAKE IT THE FORMER.'"



A ghastly silence followed.  First an angry cloud began to settle

darkly upon the faces of the citizenship; after a pause the cloud

began to rise, and a tickled expression tried to take its place;

tried so hard that it was only kept under with great and painful

difficulty; the reporters, the Brixtonites, and other strangers bent

their heads down and shielded their faces with their hands, and

managed to hold in by main strength and heroic courtesy.  At this

most inopportune time burst upon the stillness the roar of a

solitary voice--Jack Halliday's:



"THAT'S got the hall-mark on it!"



Then the house let go, strangers and all.  Even Mr. Burgess's

gravity broke down presently, then the audience considered itself

officially absolved from all restraint, and it made the most of its

privilege.  It was a good long laugh, and a tempestuously

wholehearted one, but it ceased at last--long enough for Mr. Burgess

to try to resume, and for the people to get their eyes partially

wiped; then it broke out again, and afterward yet again; then at

last Burgess was able to get out these serious words:



"It is useless to try to disguise the fact--we find ourselves in the

presence of a matter of grave import.  It involves the honour of

your town--it strikes at the town's good name.  The difference of a

single word between the test-remarks offered by Mr. Wilson and Mr.

Billson was itself a serious thing, since it indicated that one or

the other of these gentlemen had committed a theft--"



The two men were sitting limp, nerveless, crushed; but at these

words both were electrified into movement, and started to get up.



"Sit down!" said the Chair, sharply, and they obeyed.  "That, as I

have said, was a serious thing.  And it was--but for only one of

them.  But the matter has become graver; for the honour of BOTH is

now in formidable peril.  Shall I go even further, and say in

inextricable peril?  BOTH left out the crucial fifteen words."  He

paused.  During several moments he allowed the pervading stillness

to gather and deepen its impressive effects, then added:  "There

would seem to be but one way whereby this could happen.  I ask these

gentlemen--Was there COLLUSION?--AGREEMENT?"



A low murmur sifted through the house; its import was, "He's got

them both."



Billson was not used to emergencies; he sat in a helpless collapse.

But Wilson was a lawyer.  He struggled to his feet, pale and

worried, and said:



"I ask the indulgence of the house while I explain this most painful

matter.  I am sorry to say what I am about to say, since it must

inflict irreparable injury upon Mr. Billson, whom I have always

esteemed and respected until now, and in whose invulnerability to

temptation I entirely believed--as did you all.  But for the

preservation of my own honour I must speak--and with frankness.  I

confess with shame--and I now beseech your pardon for it--that I

said to the ruined stranger all of the words contained in the test-

remark, including the disparaging fifteen.  [Sensation.]  When the

late publication was made I recalled them, and I resolved to claim

the sack of coin, for by every right I was entitled to it.  Now I

will ask you to consider this point, and weigh it well; that

stranger's gratitude to me that night knew no bounds; he said

himself that he could find no words for it that were adequate, and

that if he should ever be able he would repay me a thousandfold.

Now, then, I ask you this; could I expect--could I believe--could I

even remotely imagine--that, feeling as he did, he would do so

ungrateful a thing as to add those quite unnecessary fifteen words

to his test?--set a trap for me?--expose me as a slanderer of my own

town before my own people assembled in a public hall?  It was

preposterous; it was impossible.  His test would contain only the

kindly opening clause of my remark.  Of that I had no shadow of

doubt.  You would have thought as I did.  You would not have

expected a base betrayal from one whom you had befriended and

against whom you had committed no offence.  And so with perfect

confidence, perfect trust, I wrote on a piece of paper the opening

words--ending with "Go, and reform," --and signed it.  When I was

about to put it in an envelope I was called into my back office, and

without thinking I left the paper lying open on my desk."  He

stopped, turned his head slowly toward Billson, waited a moment,

then added:  "I ask you to note this; when I returned, a little

latter, Mr. Billson was retiring by my street door."  [Sensation.]



In a moment Billson was on his feet and shouting:



"It's a lie!  It's an infamous lie!"



The Chair.  "Be seated, sir!  Mr. Wilson has the floor."



Billson's friends pulled him into his seat and quieted him, and

Wilson went on:



"Those are the simple facts.  My note was now lying in a different

place on the table from where I had left it.  I noticed that, but

attached no importance to it, thinking a draught had blown it there.

That Mr. Billson would read a private paper was a thing which could

not occur to me; he was an honourable man, and he would be above

that.  If you will allow me to say it, I think his extra word 'VERY'

stands explained:  it is attributable to a defect of memory.  I was

the only man in the world who could furnish here any detail of the

test-mark--by HONOURABLE means.  I have finished."



There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the

mental apparatus and upset the convictions and debauch the emotions

of an audience not practised in the tricks and delusions of oratory.

Wilson sat down victorious.  The house submerged him in tides of

approving applause; friends swarmed to him and shook him by the hand

and congratulated him, and Billson was shouted down and not allowed

to say a word.  The Chair hammered and hammered with its gavel, and

kept shouting:



"But let us proceed, gentlemen, let us proceed!"



At last there was a measurable degree of quiet, and the hatter said:



"But what is there to proceed with, sir, but to deliver the money?"



Voices.  "That's it!  That's it!  Come forward, Wilson!"



The Hatter.  "I move three cheers for Mr. Wilson, Symbol of the

special virtue which--"



The cheers burst forth before he could finish; and in the midst of

them--and in the midst of the clamour of the gavel also--some

enthusiasts mounted Wilson on a big friend's shoulder and were going

to fetch him in triumph to the platform.  The Chair's voice now rose

above the noise:



"Order!  To your places!  You forget that there is still a document

to be read."  When quiet had been restored he took up the document,

and was going to read it, but laid it down again saying "I forgot;

this is not to be read until all written communications received by

me have first been read."  He took an envelope out of his pocket,

removed its enclosure, glanced at it--seemed astonished--held it out

and gazed at it--stared at it.



Twenty or thirty voices cried out



"What is it?  Read it! read it!"



And he did--slowly, and wondering:



"'The remark which I made to the stranger--[Voices.  "Hello! how's

this?"]--was this:  'You are far from being a bad man.  [Voices.

"Great Scott!"]  Go, and reform.'"  [Voice.  "Oh, saw my leg off!"]

Signed by Mr. Pinkerton the banker."



The pandemonium of delight which turned itself loose now was of a

sort to make the judicious weep.  Those whose withers were unwrung

laughed till the tears ran down; the reporters, in throes of

laughter, set down disordered pot-hooks which would never in the

world be decipherable; and a sleeping dog jumped up scared out of

its wits, and barked itself crazy at the turmoil.  All manner of

cries were scattered through the din:  "We're getting rich--TWO

Symbols of Incorruptibility!--without counting Billson!"  "THREE!--

count Shadbelly in--we can't have too many!"  "All right--Billson's

elected!"  "Alas, poor Wilson! victim of TWO thieves!"



A Powerful Voice.  "Silence!  The Chair's fished up something more

out of its pocket."



Voices.  "Hurrah!  Is it something fresh?  Read it! read! read!"



The Chair [reading].  "'The remark which I made,' etc.  'You are far

from being a bad man.  Go,' etc.  Signed, 'Gregory Yates.'"



Tornado of Voices.  "Four Symbols!"  "'Rah for Yates!"  "Fish

again!"



The house was in a roaring humour now, and ready to get all the fun

out of the occasion that might be in it.  Several Nineteeners,

looking pale and distressed, got up and began to work their way

towards the aisles, but a score of shouts went up:



"The doors, the doors--close the doors; no Incorruptible shall leave

this place!  Sit down, everybody!"  The mandate was obeyed.



"Fish again!  Read! read!"



The Chair fished again, and once more the familiar words began to

fall from its lips--"'You are far from being a bad man--'"



"Name! name!  What's his name?"



"'L. Ingoldsby Sargent.'"



"Five elected!  Pile up the Symbols!  Go on, go on!"



"'You are far from being a bad--'"



"Name! name!"



"'Nicholas Whitworth.'"



"Hooray! hooray! it's a symbolical day!"



Somebody wailed in, and began to sing this rhyme (leaving out

"it's") to the lovely "Mikado" tune of "When a man's afraid of a

beautiful maid;" the audience joined in, with joy; then, just in

time, somebody contributed another line -





"And don't you this forget--"





The house roared it out.  A third line was at once furnished -





"Corruptibles far from Hadleyburg are--"





The house roared that one too.  As the last note died, Jack

Halliday's voice rose high and clear, freighted with a final line -






"But the Symbols are here, you bet!"





That was sung, with booming enthusiasm.  Then the happy house

started in at the beginning and sang the four lines through twice,

with immense swing and dash, and finished up with a crashing three-

times-three and a tiger for "Hadleyburg the Incorruptible and all

Symbols of it which we shall find worthy to receive the hall-mark

to-night."



Then the shoutings at the Chair began again, all over the place:



"Go on! go on!  Read! read some more!  Read all you've got!"



"That's it--go on!  We are winning eternal celebrity!"



A dozen men got up now and began to protest.  They said that this

farce was the work of some abandoned joker, and was an insult to the

whole community.  Without a doubt these signatures were all

forgeries -



"Sit down! sit down!  Shut up!  You are confessing.  We'll find your

names in the lot."



"Mr. Chairman, how many of those envelopes have you got?"



The Chair counted.



"Together with those that have been already examined, there are

nineteen."



A storm of derisive applause broke out.



"Perhaps they all contain the secret.  I move that you open them all

and read every signature that is attached to a note of that sort--

and read also the first eight words of the note."



"Second the motion!"



It was put and carried--uproariously.  Then poor old Richards got

up, and his wife rose and stood at his side.  Her head was bent

down, so that none might see that she was crying.  Her husband gave

her his arm, and so supporting her, he began to speak in a quavering

voice:



"My friends, you have known us two--Mary and me--all our lives, and

I think you have liked us and respected us--"



The Chair interrupted him:



"Allow me.  It is quite true--that which you are saying, Mr.

Richards; this town DOES know you two; it DOES like you; it DOES

respect you; more--it honours you and LOVES you--"



Halliday's voice rang out:



"That's the hall-marked truth, too!  If the Chair is right, let the

house speak up and say it.  Rise!  Now, then--hip! hip! hip!--all

together!"



The house rose in mass, faced toward the old couple eagerly, filled

the air with a snow-storm of waving handkerchiefs, and delivered the

cheers with all its affectionate heart.



The Chair then continued:



"What I was going to say is this:  We know your good heart, Mr.

Richards, but this is not a time for the exercise of charity toward

offenders.  [Shouts of "Right! right!"]  I see your generous purpose

in your face, but I cannot allow you to plead for these men--"



"But I was going to--"



"Please take your seat, Mr. Richards.  We must examine the rest of

these notes--simple fairness to the men who have already been

exposed requires this.  As soon as that has been done--I give you my

word for this--you shall he heard."



Many voices.  "Right!--the Chair is right--no interruption can be

permitted at this stage!  Go on!--the names! the names!--according

to the terms of the motion!"



The old couple sat reluctantly down, and the husband whispered to

the wife, "It is pitifully hard to have to wait; the shame will be

greater than ever when they find we were only going to plead for

OURSELVES."



Straightway the jollity broke loose again with the reading of the

names.



"'You are far from being a bad man--' Signature, 'Robert J.

Titmarsh.'"



'"You are far from being a bad man--' Signature, 'Eliphalet Weeks.'"



"'You are far from being a bad man--' Signature, 'Oscar B. Wilder.'"



At this point the house lit upon the idea of taking the eight words

out of the Chairman's hands.  He was not unthankful for that.

Thenceforward he held up each note in its turn and waited.  The

house droned out the eight words in a massed and measured and

musical deep volume of sound (with a daringly close resemblance to a

well-known church chant)--"You are f-a-r from being a b-a-a-a-d

man."  Then the Chair said, "Signature, 'Archibald Wilcox.'"  And so

on, and so on, name after name, and everybody had an increasingly

and gloriously good time except the wretched Nineteen.  Now and

then, when a particularly shining name was called, the house made

the Chair wait while it chanted the whole of the test-remark from

the beginning to the closing words, "And go to hell or Hadleyburg--

try and make it the for-or-m-e-r!" and in these special cases they

added a grand and agonised and imposing "A-a-a-a-MEN!"



The list dwindled, dwindled, dwindled, poor old Richards keeping

tally of the count, wincing when a name resembling his own was

pronounced, and waiting in miserable suspense for the time to come

when it would be his humiliating privilege to rise with Mary and

finish his plea, which he was intending to word thus:  ". . . for

until now we have never done any wrong thing, but have gone our

humble way unreproached.  We are very poor, we are old, and, have no

chick nor child to help us; we were sorely tempted, and we fell.  It

was my purpose when I got up before to make confession and beg that

my name might not be read out in this public place, for it seemed to

us that we could not bear it; but I was prevented.  It was just; it

was our place to suffer with the rest.  It has been hard for us.  It

is the first time we have ever heard our name fall from any one's

lips--sullied.  Be merciful--for the sake or the better days; make

our shame as light to bear as in your charity you can."  At this

point in his reverie Mary nudged him, perceiving that his mind was

absent.  The house was chanting, "You are f-a-r," etc.



"Be ready," Mary whispered.  "Your name comes now; he has read

eighteen."



The chant ended.



"Next! next! next!" came volleying from all over the house.



Burgess put his hand into his pocket.  The old couple, trembling,

began to rise.  Burgess fumbled a moment, then said:



"I find I have read them all."



Faint with joy and surprise, the couple sank into their seats, and

Mary whispered:



"Oh, bless God, we are saved!--he has lost ours--I wouldn't give

this for a hundred of those sacks!"



The house burst out with its "Mikado" travesty, and sang it three

times with ever-increasing enthusiasm, rising to its feet when it

reached for the third time the closing line -





"But the Symbols are here, you bet!"





and finishing up with cheers and a tiger for "Hadleyburg purity and

our eighteen immortal representatives of it."



Then Wingate, the saddler, got up and proposed cheers "for the

cleanest man in town, the one solitary important citizen in it who

didn't try to steal that money--Edward Richards."



They were given with great and moving heartiness; then somebody

proposed that "Richards be elected sole Guardian and Symbol of the

now Sacred Hadleyburg Tradition, with power and right to stand up

and look the whole sarcastic world in the face."



Passed, by acclamation; then they sang the "Mikado" again, and ended

it with -





"And there's ONE Symbol left, you bet!"





There was a pause; then -



A Voice.  "Now, then, who's to get the sack?"



The Tanner (with bitter sarcasm).  "That's easy.  The money has to

be divided among the eighteen Incorruptibles.  They gave the

suffering stranger twenty dollars apiece--and that remark--each in

his turn--it took twenty-two minutes for the procession to move

past.  Staked the stranger--total contribution, $360.  All they want

is just the loan back--and interest--forty thousand dollars

altogether."



Many Voices [derisively.]  "That's it!  Divvy! divvy!  Be kind to

the poor--don't keep them waiting!"



The Chair.  "Order!  I now offer the stranger's remaining document.

It says:  'If no claimant shall appear [grand chorus of groans], I

desire that you open the sack and count out the money to the

principal citizens of your town, they to take it in trust [Cries of

"Oh! Oh! Oh!"], and use it in such ways as to them shall seem best

for the propagation and preservation of your community's noble

reputation for incorruptible honesty [more cries]--a reputation to

which their names and their efforts will add a new and far-reaching

lustre."  [Enthusiastic outburst of sarcastic applause.]  That seems

to be all.  No--here is a postscript:



"'P.S.--CITIZENS OF HADLEYBURG:  There IS no test-remark--nobody

made one.  [Great sensation.]  There wasn't any pauper stranger, nor

any twenty-dollar contribution, nor any accompanying benediction and

compliment--these are all inventions.  [General buzz and hum of

astonishment and delight.]  Allow me to tell my story--it will take

but a word or two.  I passed through your town at a certain time,

and received a deep offence which I had not earned.  Any other man

would have been content to kill one or two of you and call it

square, but to me that would have been a trivial revenge, and

inadequate; for the dead do not SUFFER. Besides I could not kill you

all--and, anyway, made as I am, even that would not have satisfied

me.  I wanted to damage every man in the place, and every woman--and

not in their bodies or in their estate, but in their vanity--the

place where feeble and foolish people are most vulnerable.  So I

disguised myself and came back and studied you.  You were easy game.

You had an old and lofty reputation for honesty, and naturally you

were proud of it--it was your treasure of treasures, the very apple

of your eye.  As soon as I found out that you carefully and

vigilantly kept yourselves and your children OUT OF TEMPTATION, I

knew how to proceed.  Why, you simple creatures, the weakest of all

weak things is a virtue which has not been tested in the fire.  I

laid a plan, and gathered a list of names.  My project was to

corrupt Hadleyburg the Incorruptible.  My idea was to make liars and

thieves of nearly half a hundred smirchless men and women who had

never in their lives uttered a lie or stolen a penny.  I was afraid

of Goodson.  He was neither born nor reared in Hadleyburg.  I was

afraid that if I started to operate my scheme by getting my letter

laid before you, you would say to yourselves, 'Goodson is the only

man among us who would give away twenty dollars to a poor devil'--

and then you might not bite at my bait.  But heaven took Goodson;

then I knew I was safe, and I set my trap and baited it.  It may be

that I shall not catch all the men to whom I mailed the pretended

test-secret, but I shall catch the most of them, if I know

Hadleyburg nature.  [Voices.  "Right--he got every last one of

them."]  I believe they will even steal ostensible GAMBLE-money,

rather than miss, poor, tempted, and mistrained fellows.  I am

hoping to eternally and everlastingly squelch your vanity and give

Hadleyburg a new renown--one that will STICK--and spread far.  If I

have succeeded, open the sack and summon the Committee on

Propagation and Preservation of the Hadleyburg Reputation.'"



A Cyclone of Voices.  "Open it!  Open it!  The Eighteen to the

front!  Committee on Propagation of the Tradition!  Forward--the

Incorruptibles!"



The Chair ripped the sack wide, and gathered up a handful of bright,

broad, yellow coins, shook them together, then examined them.



"Friends, they are only gilded disks of lead!"



There was a crashing outbreak of delight over this news, and when

the noise had subsided, the tanner called out:



"By right of apparent seniority in this business, Mr. Wilson is

Chairman of the Committee on Propagation of the Tradition.  I

suggest that he step forward on behalf of his pals, and receive in

trust the money."



A Hundred Voices.  "Wilson!  Wilson!  Wilson!  Speech!  Speech!"



Wilson [in a voice trembling with anger].  "You will allow me to

say, and without apologies for my language, DAMN the money!"



A Voice.  "Oh, and him a Baptist!"



A Voice.  "Seventeen Symbols left!  Step up, gentlemen, and assume

your trust!"



There was a pause--no response.



The Saddler.  "Mr. Chairman, we've got ONE clean man left, anyway,

out of the late aristocracy; and he needs money, and deserves it.  I

move that you appoint Jack Halliday to get up there and auction off

that sack of gilt twenty-dollar pieces, and give the result to the

right man--the man whom Hadleyburg delights to honour--Edward

Richards."



This was received with great enthusiasm, the dog taking a hand

again; the saddler started the bids at a dollar, the Brixton folk

and Barnum's representative fought hard for it, the people cheered

every jump that the bids made, the excitement climbed moment by

moment higher and higher, the bidders got on their mettle and grew

steadily more and more daring, more and more determined, the jumps

went from a dollar up to five, then to ten, then to twenty, then

fifty, then to a hundred, then -



At the beginning of the auction Richards whispered in distress to

his wife:  "Oh, Mary, can we allow it?  It--it --you see, it is an

honour--reward, a testimonial to purity of character, and--and--can

we allow it?  Hadn't I better get up and--Oh, Mary, what ought we to

do?--what do you think we--" [Halliday's voice.  "Fifteen I'm bid!--

fifteen for the sack!--twenty!--ah, thanks!--thirty--thanks again!

Thirty, thirty, thirty!--do I hear forty?--forty it is!  Keep the

ball rolling, gentlemen, keep it rolling!--fifty! --thanks, noble

Roman!--going at fifty, fifty, fifty!--seventy! --ninety!--

splendid!--a hundred!--pile it up, pile it up!--hundred and twenty--

forty!--just in time!--hundred and fifty!--Two hundred!--superb!  Do

I hear two h--thanks! --two hundred and fifty!--"]



"It is another temptation, Edward--I'm all in a tremble --but, oh,

we've escaped one temptation, and that ought to warn us, to--["Six

did I hear?--thanks!--six fifty, six f--SEVEN hundred!"]  And yet,

Edward, when you think--nobody susp--["Eight hundred dollars!--

hurrah!--make it nine!--Mr. Parsons, did I hear you say--thanks!--

nine!--this noble sack of virgin lead going at only nine hundred

dollars, gilding and all-- come! do I hear--a thousand!--gratefully

yours!--did some one say eleven?--a sack which is going to be the

most celebrated in the whole Uni--"]  "Oh, Edward" (beginning to

sob), "we are so poor!--but--but--do as you think best--do as you

think best."



Edward fell--that is, he sat still; sat with a conscience which was

not satisfied, but which was overpowered by circumstances.



Meantime a stranger, who looked like an amateur detective gotten up

as an impossible English earl, had been watching the evening's

proceedings with manifest interest, and with a contented expression

in his face; and he had been privately commenting to himself.  He

was now soliloquising somewhat like this:  'None of the Eighteen are

bidding; that is not satisfactory; I must change that--the dramatic

unities require it; they must buy the sack they tried to steal; they

must pay a heavy price, too--some of them are rich.  And another

thing, when I make a mistake in Hadleyburg nature the man that puts

that error upon me is entitled to a high honorarium, and some one

must pay.  This poor old Richards has brought my judgment to shame;

he is an honest man:--I don't understand it, but I acknowledge it.

Yes, he saw my deuces--AND with a straight flush, and by rights the

pot is his.  And it shall be a jack-pot, too, if I can manage it.

He disappointed me, but let that pass."



He was watching the bidding.  At a thousand, the market broke:  the

prices tumbled swiftly.  He waited--and still watched.  One

competitor dropped out; then another, and another.  He put in a bid

or two now.  When the bids had sunk to ten dollars, he added a five;

some one raised him a three; he waited a moment, then flung in a

fifty-dollar jump, and the sack was his--at $1,282.  The house broke

out in cheers--then stopped; for he was on his feet, and had lifted

his hand.  He began to speak.



"I desire to say a word, and ask a favour.  I am a speculator in

rarities, and I have dealings with persons interested in numismatics

all over the world.  I can make a profit on this purchase, just as

it stands; but there is a way, if I can get your approval, whereby I

can make every one of these leaden twenty-dollar pieces worth its

face in gold, and perhaps more.  Grant me that approval, and I will

give part of my gains to your Mr. Richards, whose invulnerable

probity you have so justly and so cordially recognised tonight; his

share shall be ten thousand dollars, and I will hand him the money

to-morrow.  [Great applause from the house.  But the "invulnerable

probity" made the Richardses blush prettily; however, it went for

modesty, and did no harm.]  If you will pass my proposition by a

good majority--I would like a two-thirds vote--I will regard that as

the town's consent, and that is all I ask.  Rarities are always

helped by any device which will rouse curiosity and compel remark.

Now if I may have your permission to stamp upon the faces of each of

these ostensible coins the names of the eighteen gentlemen who--"



Nine-tenths of the audience were on their feet in a moment--dog and

all--and the proposition was carried with a whirlwind of approving

applause and laughter.



They sat down, and all the Symbols except "Dr." Clay Harkness got

up, violently protesting against the proposed outrage, and

threatening to -



"I beg you not to threaten me," said the stranger calmly.  "I know

my legal rights, and am not accustomed to being frightened at

bluster."  [Applause.]  He sat down.  "Dr." Harkness saw an

opportunity here.  He was one of the two very rich men of the place,

and Pinkerton was the other.  Harkness was proprietor of a mint;

that is to say, a popular patent medicine.  He was running for the

Legislature on one ticket, and Pinkerton on the other.  It was a

close race and a hot one, and getting hotter every day.  Both had

strong appetites for money; each had bought a great tract of land,

with a purpose; there was going to be a new railway, and each wanted

to be in the Legislature and help locate the route to his own

advantage; a single vote might make the decision, and with it two or

three fortunes.  The stake was large, and Harkness was a daring

speculator.  He was sitting close to the stranger.  He leaned over

while one or another of the other Symbols was entertaining the house

with protests and appeals, and asked, in a whisper,



"What is your price for the sack?"



"Forty thousand dollars."



"I'll give you twenty."



"No."



"Twenty-five."



"No."



"Say thirty."



"The price is forty thousand dollars; not a penny less."



"All right, I'll give it.  I will come to the hotel at ten in the

morning.  I don't want it known; will see you privately."



"Very good."  Then the stranger got up and said to the house:



"I find it late.  The speeches of these gentlemen are not without

merit, not without interest, not without grace; yet if I may he

excused I will take my leave.  I thank you for the great favour

which you have shown me in granting my petition.  I ask the Chair to

keep the sack for me until to-morrow, and to hand these three five-

hundred-dollar notes to Mr. Richards."  They were passed up to the

Chair.



"At nine I will call for the sack, and at eleven will deliver the

rest of the ten thousand to Mr. Richards in person at his home.

Good-night."



Then he slipped out, and left the audience making a vast noise,

which was composed of a mixture of cheers, the "Mikado" song, dog-

disapproval, and the chant, "You are f-a-r from being a b-a-a-d man-

-a-a-a a-men!"





IV





At home the Richardses had to endure congratulations and compliments

until midnight.  Then they were left to themselves.  They looked a

little sad, and they sat silent and thinking.  Finally Mary sighed

and said:



"Do you think we are to blame, Edward--MUCH to blame?" and her eyes

wandered to the accusing triplet of big bank-notes lying on the

table, where the congratulators had been gloating over them and

reverently fingering them.  Edward did not answer at once; then he

brought out a sigh and said, hesitatingly:



"We--we couldn't help it, Mary.  It--well it was ordered.  ALL

things are."



Mary glanced up and looked at him steadily, but he didn't return the

look.  Presently she said:



"I thought congratulations and praises always tasted good.  But--it

seems to me, now-- Edward?"



"Well?"



"Are you going to stay in the bank?"



"N--no."



"Resign?"



"In the morning--by note."



"It does seem best."



Richards bowed his head in his hands and muttered:



"Before I was not afraid to let oceans of people's money pour

through my hands, but-- Mary, I am so tired, so tired--"



"We will go to bed."



At nine in the morning the stranger called for the sack and took it

to the hotel in a cab.  At ten Harkness had a talk with him

privately.  The stranger asked for and got five cheques on a

metropolitan bank--drawn to "Bearer,"--four for $1,500 each, and one

for $34,000.  He put one of the former in his pocket-book, and the

remainder, representing $38,500, he put in an envelope, and with

these he added a note which he wrote after Harkness was gone.  At

eleven he called at the Richards' house and knocked.  Mrs. Richards

peeped through the shutters, then went and received the envelope,

and the stranger disappeared without a word.  She came back flushed

and a little unsteady on her legs, and gasped out:



"I am sure I recognised him!  Last night it seemed to me that maybe

I had seen him somewhere before."



"He is the man that brought the sack here?"



"I am almost sure of it."



"Then he is the ostensible Stephenson too, and sold every important

citizen in this town with his bogus secret.  Now if he has sent

cheques instead of money, we are sold too, after we thought we had

escaped.  I was beginning to feel fairly comfortable once more,

after my night's rest, but the look of that envelope makes me sick.

It isn't fat enough; $8,500 in even the largest bank-notes makes

more bulk than that."



"Edward, why do you object to cheques?"



"Cheques signed by Stephenson!  I am resigned to take the $8,500 if

it could come in bank-notes--for it does seem that it was so

ordered, Mary--but I have never had much courage, and I have not the

pluck to try to market a cheque signed with that disastrous name.

It would be a trap.  That man tried to catch me; we escaped somehow

or other; and now he is trying a new way.  If it is cheques--"



"Oh, Edward, it is TOO bad!"  And she held up the cheques and began

to cry.



"Put them in the fire! quick! we mustn't be tempted.  It is a trick

to make the world laugh at US, along with the rest, and-- Give them

to ME, since you can't do it!"  He snatched them and tried to hold

his grip till he could get to the stove; but he was human, he was a

cashier, and he stopped a moment to make sure of the signature.

Then he came near to fainting.



"Fan me, Mary, fan me!  They are the same as gold!"



"Oh, how lovely, Edward!  Why?"



"Signed by Harkness.  What can the mystery of that be, Mary?"



"Edward, do you think--"



"Look here--look at this!  Fifteen--fifteen--fifteen--thirty-four.

Thirty-eight thousand five hundred!  Mary, the sack isn't worth

twelve dollars, and Harkness--apparently--has paid about par for

it."



"And does it all come to us, do you think--instead of the ten

thousand?"



"Why, it looks like it.  And the cheques are made to 'Bearer,' too."



"Is that good, Edward?  What is it for?"



"A hint to collect them at some distant bank, I reckon.  Perhaps

Harkness doesn't want the matter known.  What is that--a note?"



"Yes.  It was with the cheques."



It was in the "Stephenson" handwriting, but there was no signature.

It said:





"I am a disappointed man.  Your honesty is beyond the reach of

temptation.  I had a different idea about it, but I wronged you in

that, and I beg pardon, and do it sincerely.  I honour you--and that

is sincere too.  This town is not worthy to kiss the hem of your

garment.  Dear sir, I made a square bet with myself that there were

nineteen debauchable men in your self-righteous community.  I have

lost.  Take the whole pot, you are entitled to it."





Richards drew a deep sigh, and said:



"It seems written with fire--it burns so.  Mary--I am miserable

again."



"I, too.  Ah, dear, I wish--"



"To think, Mary--he BELIEVES in me."



"Oh, don't, Edward--I can't bear it."



"If those beautiful words were deserved, Mary--and God knows I

believed I deserved them once--I think I could give the forty

thousand dollars for them.  And I would put that paper away, as

representing more than gold and jewels, and keep it always.  But

now-- We could not live in the shadow of its accusing presence,

Mary."



He put it in the fire.



A messenger arrived and delivered an envelope.  Richards took from

it a note and read it; it was from Burgess:





"You saved me, in a difficult time.  I saved you last night.  It was

at cost of a lie, but I made the sacrifice freely, and out of a

grateful heart.  None in this village knows so well as I know how

brave and good and noble you are.  At bottom you cannot respect me,

knowing as you do of that matter of which I am accused, and by the

general voice condemned; but I beg that you will at least believe

that I am a grateful man; it will help me to bear my burden.

[Signed]  'BURGESS.'"





"Saved, once more.  And on such terms!"  He put the note in the

lire.  "I--I wish I were dead, Mary, I wish I were out of it all!"



"Oh, these are bitter, bitter days, Edward.  The stabs, through

their very generosity, are so deep--and they come so fast!"



Three days before the election each of two thousand voters suddenly

found himself in possession of a prized memento--one of the renowned

bogus double-eagles.  Around one of its faces was stamped these

words:  "THE REMARK I MADE TO THE POOR STRANGER WAS--"  Around the

other face was stamped these:  "GO, AND REFORM.  [SIGNED]

PINKERTON."  Thus the entire remaining refuse of the renowned joke

was emptied upon a single head, and with calamitous effect.  It

revived the recent vast laugh and concentrated it upon Pinkerton;

and Harkness's election was a walk-over.



Within twenty-four hours after the Richardses had received their

cheques their consciences were quieting down, discouraged; the old

couple were learning to reconcile themselves to the sin which they

had committed.  But they were to learn, now, that a sin takes on new

and real terrors when there seems a chance that it is going to be

found out.  This gives it a fresh and most substantial and important

aspect.  At church the morning sermon was of the usual pattern; it

was the same old things said in the same old way; they had heard

them a thousand times and found them innocuous, next to meaningless,

and easy to sleep under; but now it was different:  the sermon

seemed to bristle with accusations; it seemed aimed straight and

specially at people who were concealing deadly sins.  After church

they got away from the mob of congratulators as soon as they could,

and hurried homeward, chilled to the bone at they did not know what-

-vague, shadowy, indefinite fears.  And by chance they caught a

glimpse of Mr. Burgess as he turned a corner.  He paid no attention

to their nod of recognition!  He hadn't seen it; but they did not

know that.  What could his conduct mean?  It might mean--it might--

mean--oh, a dozen dreadful things.  Was it possible that he knew

that Richards could have cleared him of guilt in that bygone time,

and had been silently waiting for a chance to even up accounts?  At

home, in their distress they got to imagining that their servant

might have been in the next room listening when Richards revealed

the secret to his wife that he knew of Burgess's innocence; next

Richards began to imagine that he had heard the swish of a gown in

there at that time; next, he was sure he HAD heard it.  They would

call Sarah in, on a pretext, and watch her face; if she had been

betraying them to Mr. Burgess, it would show in her manner.  They

asked her some questions--questions which were so random and

incoherent and seemingly purposeless that the girl felt sure that

the old people's minds had been affected by their sudden good

fortune; the sharp and watchful gaze which they bent upon her

frightened her, and that completed the business.  She blushed, she

became nervous and confused, and to the old people these were plain

signs of guilt--guilt of some fearful sort or other--without doubt

she was a spy and a traitor.  When they were alone again they began

to piece many unrelated things together and get horrible results out

of the combination.  When things had got about to the worst Richards

was delivered of a sudden gasp and his wife asked:



"Oh, what is it?--what is it?"



"The note--Burgess's note!  Its language was sarcastic, I see it

now."  He quoted:  "'At bottom you cannot respect me, KNOWING, as

you do, of THAT MATTER OF which I am accused'--oh, it is perfectly

plain, now, God help me!  He knows that I know!  You see the

ingenuity of the phrasing.  It was a trap--and like a fool, I walked

into it.  And Mary--!"



"Oh, it is dreadful--I know what you are going to say --he didn't

return your transcript of the pretended test-remark."



"No--kept it to destroy us with.  Mary, he has exposed us to some

already.  I know it--I know it well.  I saw it in a dozen faces

after church.  Ah, he wouldn't answer our nod of recognition--he

knew what he had been doing!"



In the night the doctor was called.  The news went around in the

morning that the old couple were rather seriously ill--prostrated by

the exhausting excitement growing out of their great windfall, the

congratulations, and the late hours, the doctor said.  The town was

sincerely distressed; for these old people were about all it had

left to be proud of, now.



Two days later the news was worse.  The old couple were delirious,

and were doing strange things.  By witness of the nurses, Richards

had exhibited cheques--for $8,500?  No--for an amazing sum--$38,500!

What could be the explanation of this gigantic piece of luck?



The following day the nurses had more news--and wonderful.  They had

concluded to hide the cheques, lest harm come to them; but when they

searched they were gone from under the patient's pillow--vanished

away.  The patient said:



"Let the pillow alone; what do you want?"



"We thought it best that the cheques--"



"You will never see them again--they are destroyed.  They came from

Satan.  I saw the hell-brand on them, and I knew they were sent to

betray me to sin."  Then he fell to gabbling strange and dreadful

things which were not clearly understandable, and which the doctor

admonished them to keep to themselves.



Richards was right; the cheques were never seen again.



A nurse must have talked in her sleep, for within two days the

forbidden gabblings were the property of the town; and they were of

a surprising sort.  They seemed to indicate that Richards had been a

claimant for the sack himself, and that Burgess had concealed that

fact and then maliciously betrayed it.



Burgess was taxed with this and stoutly denied it.  And he said it

was not fair to attach weight to the chatter of a sick old man who

was out of his mind.  Still, suspicion was in the air, and there was

much talk.



After a day or two it was reported that Mrs. Richards's delirious

deliveries were getting to be duplicates of her husband's.

Suspicion flamed up into conviction, now, and the town's pride in

the purity of its one undiscredited important citizen began to dim

down and flicker toward extinction.



Six days passed, then came more news.  The old couple were dying.

Richards's mind cleared in his latest hour, and he sent for Burgess.

Burgess said:



"Let the room be cleared.  I think he wishes to say something in

privacy."



"No!" said Richards; "I want witnesses.  I want you all to hear my

confession, so that I may die a man, and not a dog.  I was clean--

artificially--like the rest; and like the rest I fell when

temptation came.  I signed a lie, and claimed the miserable sack.

Mr. Burgess remembered that I had done him a service, and in

gratitude (and ignorance) he suppressed my claim and saved me.  You

know the thing that was charged against Burgess years ago.  My

testimony, and mine alone, could have cleared him, and I was a

coward and left him to suffer disgrace--"



"No--no--Mr.  Richards, you--"



"My servant betrayed my secret to him--"



"No one has betrayed anything to me--"



- "And then he did a natural and justifiable thing; he repented of

the saving kindness which he had done me, and he EXPOSED me--as I

deserved--"



"Never!--I make oath--"



"Out of my heart I forgive him."



Burgess's impassioned protestations fell upon deaf ears; the dying

man passed away without knowing that once more he had done poor

Burgess a wrong.  The old wife died that night.



The last of the sacred Nineteen had fallen a prey to the fiendish

sack; the town was stripped of the last rag of its ancient glory.

Its mourning was not showy, but it was deep.



By act of the Legislature--upon prayer and petition--Hadleyburg was

allowed to change its name to (never mind what--I will not give it

away), and leave one word out of the motto that for many generations

had graced the town's official seal.



It is an honest town once more, and the man will have to rise early

that catches it napping again.











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